DTLMA 

Down To Lick My Asshole

"Yo, are you DTLMA tonight?"

DTLMA by blahblahblah87 March 17, 2010

DTLA 

Short for "Didn't Type, Long Answer"

Dude1 <text message>: why didn't you give me details, fool?
Dude2 <text message>: DTLA

DTLA by BillyR May 21, 2015

Dalmatian Story 

A story (usually short) that has no point to it.

Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.

Becky: "I bought a new pen yesterday."
Harshil: ...
Becky and Harshil: "Dalmatian Story."

Dalmatian Story by SquidSelfy January 21, 2013

Dolma 

Internet slang Someone who likes to judge and scold others, but doesn’t realize they’re too stupid to understand what’s actually going on. Dolma usually becomes hostile when questioned or challenged.

She's constantly ranting and giving people the gears. What a Dolma!

Dolma by c.linguist August 6, 2020

john dolmayan 

John Dolmayan is the drummer for the band System of a Down. As a drummer, he is noted for his high-hat to snare combo. He has recorded 4 albums with the group, with HYPNOTIZE, the band's other half of their double album, MEZMERIZE/HYPNOTIZE, to follow late September, 2005. In my own opinion, when I listen to his drumming, I feel like I'm hearing 2 drummers instead of only one. As other critics have said, he has a "schizophrenic" style of drumming. Serj Tankian, lead singer for System of a Down, has been noted for saying that he is always trying to make John crack a smile on stage. He tries to keep a straight face and not get put off beat. By keeping a straight face and wearing a black suit, he is said to resemble a member of the Russian Mafia. All in all, all drummers should aspire to one day have the skill of this man.

"So John, describe you happiness with the group's success with your new album in 1 word, what would you say?"


"..............pwns."

john dolmayan by ChristJebus September 2, 2005

John Dolmayan 

A member of System of a Down and Scars on Broadway and is the most kickass drummer in the world! Plays on an awesome Tama set, and has a set that is covered in comic book art. Owns and runs Torpedo comics and has a huge personal collection of comics as well. Also seems to be a huge perv, his favorite movie is Taboo 2.

Hey did you hear that drummer talk shit? Fucker thinks he's better John Dolmayan.

John Dolmayan by CDoris October 9, 2008

dalmatia 

Dalmatia is a historic region in Croatia on the eastern coast of the Adriatic Sea. It is important in Croatia's history, and is often called the cradle of Croatian statehood, due to the fact that many kings were crowned in Dalmatian cities (Nin, Biograd, Solin and Knin). It is a popular tourist destination among many Europeans. It contains many historical medieval cities such as Zadar, Split, Dubrovnik, Sibenik, Knin, Drnis, etc.

Our favourite summer vacation was sun-bathing in Dalmatia last year.

dalmatia by Dinara November 8, 2007