Delmario is a tiny african guy and probably the ugliest person you will ever meet. His nose is so big that we will run out of oxygen soon, his forehead goes all the way back to africa, and his hairline is fucked up. He is also bad at basketball, and also any other sport. If you ever see a delmario jump him or else he’s gonna steal your money.
DeMario is firstly a heartless badass that stops at nothing to get what he desires. His pride is one of the most important things about him. His wide stance on music, culture, literature, and fitness makes him a great person to have a conversation with. A "DeMario” is often a black guy who is usually good with others.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.