dresses 

to desire being treated like a woman in full bloom. acknowledged. appreciated. adored. knowing that his love can fuel your inner fire that is capable of unmeasurable achievements. invisible masterworks. knowing that his love can mould your body into the most beautiful creation because his eyes demand so.

"Since John, i'm wearing dresses because he makes me feel beautiful and worthy of decorational and flattering couture."

dresses by Krkič May 2, 2019

dresses that can only be worn once 

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

dresses that can only be worn once by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007

messes in dresses 

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

messes in dresses by W. Priske December 4, 2014

Men In Dresses 

Men in Dresses is gay. Don't @ me im not wrong

Man Men in Dresses are so gay lmfao

Men In Dresses by ReenaRaYgE January 21, 2021

a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake 

now that's a party.
a revenge party!

Janis: Imagine a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake!

a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake by maplemcnamara October 28, 2022

Mutton Dressed as Lamb 

The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”

In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.

Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.

“Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”

Mutton Dressed as Lamb by AKACroatalin August 20, 2016

Dressed Fart 

When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to

"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"

Dressed Fart by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014