dressel 

noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.

Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.

dressel by JED April 12, 2005

dressel 

to dressel someone means you have sex with him/her and he/she is just a fuck. you don't give a shit whats the persons name or what he/she ist doing. The sex is rough so he/she can not take action the next days, this person needs to recover. mostly you make sex with this person and you show her/him something new. You brake their mental walls down. Mostly just using the partner as a thing.

i dresseled her last night, now she knows how to deepthroat, she did not show up in office today. so i did realy dressel her.

dressel by Pathfinder198 June 20, 2010

dressel 

A big giant douche. Sometimes slightly felched.

You guys smell vinegar? I bet there's a big squirting dressel around!

dressel by notbone June 20, 2007

dressel 

one drinks more than occasionally and to the extent of returning intoxicated. Also known as one who may inadvertantly get human waste in odd places such as shower heads. Dressel may be interpreted as #1 or #2. This definition explains #1.

Damn he is fucked up like a dressel.
Dressel has been passed out for hours!

dressel by 607B fo sho April 13, 2005

Caeleb dressel

A swimmer who’s not Michael Phelps because he’s a sprinter.

Caeleb dressel just broke another world record at the ISL finale

Caeleb dressel by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020

Lebby (Caeleb) Dressel 

That lucky-assed swimmer who knows nothing but gets into a routine someone else with the smarts has made for him to earn millions, as he squanders it on mansions, and the general materialist belongings with zero regard for the poor who are suffering, meanwhile telling himself he is spiritual and righteous for always expecting to be the biggest winner in the pool. Also a complete moron and douche for pretending to know his sport and getting depressed for hiding his insecurities. A complete hypocrite and buffoon.

Hahahaha is that Lebby (Caeleb) Dressel? I heard he recently made a face tattoo, and an eye tattoo is coming next for the vibes and for fitting into the social class!

Lebby (Caeleb) Dressel by MatrixEnergeticWar June 15, 2025

Mutton Dressed as Lamb 

The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”

In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.

Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.

“Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”

Mutton Dressed as Lamb by AKACroatalin August 20, 2016

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023