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don't one-seat me 

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

I'm the one you don't fuck with 

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.
Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O

One wrong don't make a right 

1: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone, especially when that someone didn't deserve it.

2: It is never right to wrong someone, especially when that someone is minding his own business.
One wrong don't make a right is a counter-quote when "two wrongs don't make a right" is said.

don't have one 

when someone asks you a question or sends you a bullitin on myspace about what is your favorite color, song, food, species of bird... etc... and you don't have one.
Myspace Bullitin: What is your favorite color?

Person: Umm, don't have one. O.k. give me a break already it's just a stupid survey.

Wii Don't Have One 

A child's lament over parent's refusal to add video game equipment to their already ridiculous collection of electronic gadgetry.
Dad: Wii Fit

Mom: Wii Iron Chef

Cousin: Wii Karaoke

Emma: Wii Don't Have One
Wii Don't Have One by David Fish January 12, 2009

one monkey don’t stop no show 

meaning being in a relationship with your significant other don’t mean you still can’t be a thot because you CAN ! yadigg
one monkey don’t stop no show