DIYdom

DIYdom; 'Do It Yourself Condom'

Increasingly popular in the upcoming generations to combat teen pregnancy, STD's and save £2.49 ($4.79) on retail contraception.

Unfortunately even though the heart was in the right place, the intellect of these creative minds meant DIYdom's were doomed to fail and even brought along there own problems, which in most cases were seen as embarrassing rather than harmful

This method has been deemed by professional university drop outs to be an even stupider method than the other commonly used Pull and Pray.

Creative Mind One: Didn't have a condom last night
Creative Mind Two: You Pull an Pray?
Creative Mind One: Nah, I used a DIYdom
Creative Mind Two: DIYdom?
Creative Mind One: Yeah, Made a home made condom
Creative Mind Two: Really? How Creative!
Creative Mind One: Used a Empty Crisp Packet & a Rubber band
Creative Mind Two: Did it work though?
Creative Mind Two: Yeah 100% mate! innit

DIYdom by DazzKK March 9, 2007

Dildomatic Vibrinator

A heavily powered-up vibrator made so by rigging a vibrator up to a car battery or any sort of gas powered motor. Doing this will cause the vibrator to exceed in power tenfold also increasing sexual pleasure to the highest degree.

Her bf wasn't home, she must've been using her Dildomatic Vibrinator

Dildomatic Vibrinator by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011

Dildometer 

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008

dildomonkey 

A girl who allows a guy to penetrate her with a dildo in front of all his friends while girl is off-tap and squirming around screeching like a monkey.

Megan is a dildomonkey.

dildomonkey by Louise B January 19, 2004

didomenico

pronounced de-dough-men-eh-ko

An exceptionally beautiful person who doesn't even have to try

boy: "gurl you lookin' finee"
girl: "thanks, it just happens naturally"
boy: "you must be a didomenico"

didomenico by deeds times two August 8, 2010

dildometry 

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...

what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!

dildometry by Ayhch February 12, 2010

Dildometrist 

N. A professional who creates and designs prescription dildos for a specific person.

I am going to make an order with the dildometrist.

Dildometrist by &*& August 3, 2016