When you ask your buddy to pick you up and he tells you he'll be there soon. He says he's doing something else and he'll come later, then he just does it again and again.

AAAJ:Hey bud can you come drive me to this banger?Murph: Yeah I will be there in 20 I'm just changing my break pads on my piece of shit truck.

AAAJ: its been an hour and a half, where are you?
Murph: take a deep fucking breath I'll be there in 15.
AAAJ: Ahhhhhh I"m getting ditched

Ditched by Chilly and Hooley May 18, 2010

Ditched

When someone ditches you on a Skype when either one of persons is talking and the other one hangs up.

Only applies to skype calls.

The girl was telling the boy a neat story and in the middle of the story he hung up the skype call and never picked it back up. The girl was ditched.

Ditched by TheYum October 11, 2011

ditched the chowder

To drop everything you're doing, typically to pursue a hot girl that just walked by.

Yeah Ted was around earlier, but he ditched the chowder for this seven that stopped by earlier.

ditched the chowder by McLeeloo May 18, 2010

Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

Ditched the tits by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

ditched eyeballs

people who are better than little wannabes

the ditched eyeballs controlled and ruled everything

ditched eyeballs by paige babe July 8, 2007

ditched-n-missed

Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.

Girl, I just ditched-n-missed that fool. He be calling me and I just ignore him; I'm over him.

ditched-n-missed by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026