Pang Tong

Pang Tong was a very gifted strategic genius that worked for the Shu kingdom. He was turned down by various warlords around the country because of his unusual appearance, one of the more noticable rejections was from Sun Ce, a descision he would later regret. He came across his old friend and workmate, Zhuge Liang who offered him a promising position in his kingdom by asking him to send a letter to his master, Liu Bei. Upon reaching the kingdom Pang Tong had a conversation wit Liu Bei, but chose to withdraw Zhuge Liangs letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put as a prefect in a region of the Shu kingdom that he was overqualified for. When Liu Bei heard of Pang Tongs unusual actions in the region he went personally to deal with him. Upon reaching the fort where Pang Tong resided he said, "I do not wish to be given a job without having to work for it". This impressed Liu Bei very much and Pang Tong showed Liu Bei the letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put sharing the same position as his friend Zhuge Liand and lead many victories together

It was Pang Tong who decided to chain Weis fleet together and sealing their fate.

by Crimson February 16, 2004

loogin

a word discribing the brain of a crippeld person.

(see hork)&(looginhork)
"you horked my loogin"

by crimson November 04, 2003

Dee Bug

A creative, intelligent and otherwise interesting writer that has a penchant for spouting off useless barble when provoked. Lives in Missouri and will one day become emperor of the world.

"Did you hear about Dee Bug?"
"Yeah, I already sold my soul to her."

by Crimson September 14, 2004

Squishy

A highly agressive softshell turtle that lives in Dee Bug's bedroom and tries to eat human fingers.

"Stop biting me, Squishy, it's rude."

by Crimson September 14, 2004

limatate

to place a limit on something, or to express something that has bin limated

" he tried to limatate my expectations like a bitch he is"

by crimson October 14, 2003

Spear of Destiny

An ancient Christian mythological artifact. The Spear of Destiny refers to the legendary spear point that was used to kill Jesus on the cross at the hands of a Roman soldier. Passed down through history, this artifact purportedly bestows supernatural powers upon the weilder. It is sometimes believed to be a focus for the powers of evil, as in the 2005 film, "Constantine."

The fictional artifact disappeared after WWII. However, an actual artifact of this description has been scientifically examined during contemporary times and found to have originated many centuries later than legend claimed.

The Spear of Destiny in his hand, the man became posessed by evil and indefeatable.

by Crimson February 21, 2005

Holy Hell on Wheels

A word often used when cut off in traffic or shocked into a state where once would usually say "oh shit". Also a contradiction in terms.

Car: Swerves
You: Holy Hell on Wheels!

by Crimson September 14, 2004