An electrical component that allows electricity to flow only one way. Used in the rectifier bridge of an alternator. Also used as L.E.D. (light emitting diode) lights.
Dumbass: "The guys at the parts store tested my alternator and said that the diodes are bad. How much to replace them?"
Guy at alternator rebuilders shop: "Those rank amatures don't know what they're talking about, and neither do you, you dumb ass."
Guy at alternator rebuilders shop: "Those rank amatures don't know what they're talking about, and neither do you, you dumb ass."
by wanna-be-Rossi September 21, 2005
To render something or someone fubar by using a long, blunt object; such as a bat, table leg, or metal pipe.
by wanna-be-Rossi September 21, 2005