*at a hipster coworking space*
Girl: Excuse me, but is that a Doxie? Far out!
Boy: I know, right? It scans stuff right to the cloud.
Girl: *picks up Doxie* It's so lightweight and portable! Whoa, that sounded like cheesy ad copy. Um, anyway... you're so cool that you have one!
Boy: I know, right? Come on, let's go back to my place. I've got some, uh, other toys you might like.
Girl: Let's go!

doxie by perfectpizza February 6, 2010

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doxie love

When you love your Dachshund so much, and always look forward to seeing him or her. They are quirky little beasts, always seeking love and adoration. Their bodies are funny to look at, being that their backs are so long and their legs so short and stocky.

Here comes Barney, prancing around in the backyard after the rainstorm.

Here comes the weiner dog!

You've got doxie love!

Yep, I sure do!

doxie love by Sav gal August 30, 2012

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doxiepoo

A mixed dog breed between a dachshund and miniature poodle.

The doxiepoo is a good small dog breed I can adopt.

doxiepoo by Ritacca February 15, 2023

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shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

shafting your doxie by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

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