cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.

Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.

by Bilgerat984 February 28, 2019

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 06, 2019

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023