shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.
Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.
by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023
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shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.
Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!
by Bilgerat984 January 07, 2019
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cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.
by Bilgerat984 March 01, 2019
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