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don't fucking joke

"dfj man, no funny"

dfj by potterfan1231 December 19, 2011

Words you can keep

DFJ

Dance Floor Justin. drummer of Mental

DFJ is walking around with the towel

DFJ by Ram A Dan November 15, 2004

dfjk

you play osu!mania

person1: Hey do you play osu!mania
person2: dfjk

dfjk by stianerkul November 19, 2020

DFJK

The 4 keys used in osu!mania.
(Most people who play osu!mania know this.)

Guy 1: Why do you use DFJK all the time?
Guy 2: I dunno man I'm playing osu!mania

DFJK by quinetn October 2, 2021

DFJK

The usage of the keys in the home row, d, f, j, and k. Used for rhythm games such as Stepmania, osu!mania, or Friday Night Funkin'.

"using DFJK is recommended"

DFJK by pisshole123 March 17, 2022

dfjkdfjkdfjkdfjkdfjk

When rhythm gamers are super bored so they just spam DFJK on their keyboard in google search

Joe: man I'm bored so I'm just gonna spam dfjk on my keyboard lol
*dfjkdfjkdfjkdfjkdfjk*

dfjkdfjkdfjkdfjkdfjk by Flaming_Beans September 10, 2021

DFJO

Dance Floor Jerk Off:
While dancing at a bar or night club, a girl inexplicably reaches her hand down a guys pants and starts to get him off. Similar to the better known DFMO (Dance Floor Make-Out), but a much bolder move. Clearly communicates the girl's intentions and avoids any ambiguity. While jerk off traditionally means to get off oneself, its usage here is synonymous with hand job for phonetic purposes of the acronym.

Do you know what happened to Chris last night?

No man, I was pretty hammered. But I think he scored a dfjo with a girl at a bar downtown.

DFJO by NilesThornberry November 19, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026