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dfjk
dfjk by stianerkul November 19, 2020
DFJK
The usage of the keys in the home row, d, f, j, and k. Used for rhythm games such as Stepmania, osu!mania, or Friday Night Funkin'.
"using DFJK is recommended"
DFJK by pisshole123 March 17, 2022
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dfjkdfjkdfjkdfjkdfjk by Flaming_Beans September 10, 2021
DFJO
Dance Floor Jerk Off:
While dancing at a bar or night club, a girl inexplicably reaches her hand down a guys pants and starts to get him off. Similar to the better known DFMO (Dance Floor Make-Out), but a much bolder move. Clearly communicates the girl's intentions and avoids any ambiguity. While jerk off traditionally means to get off oneself, its usage here is synonymous with hand job for phonetic purposes of the acronym.
While dancing at a bar or night club, a girl inexplicably reaches her hand down a guys pants and starts to get him off. Similar to the better known DFMO (Dance Floor Make-Out), but a much bolder move. Clearly communicates the girl's intentions and avoids any ambiguity. While jerk off traditionally means to get off oneself, its usage here is synonymous with hand job for phonetic purposes of the acronym.
Do you know what happened to Chris last night?
No man, I was pretty hammered. But I think he scored a dfjo with a girl at a bar downtown.
No man, I was pretty hammered. But I think he scored a dfjo with a girl at a bar downtown.
DFJO by NilesThornberry November 19, 2010
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