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1. Dumbass Son of a Bitch.
2. One helluva thing to be called from halfway across the planet.
You fucking DASOB you just blew up China and some little country beside it!
DASOB by Geko May 30, 2003
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A competitive player that has no life and plays fortnite all day he streams on twitch every once and a while Twitch.tv/Dasow
Dasow says "I am a competitive player"
dasow by Xena Phoenix January 2, 2020
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Dashboard Special 

(Noun) The blowjob one receives from another player while in a vehicle in GTA; the RP version of the IRL sexual act called road head .

Made famous by Samantha Jones, Sandy Shores' fiiiiiiinest neighborhood hooker in the DOJRP community by YouTube creator BayAreaBuggs.
-"Hopefully you brought some clean lips for that dashboard special."
-"Oh, always. That's my one and only technique."
Dashboard Special by DixieRekt26 October 18, 2017
A fucking, ultra mega douchetard. A gay fish. Origin: A guy who calls himself "Dashbo," because that's what autocorrect kept changing his name to, who thinks himself above everyone else, like Kanye West.
Pretty Girl, being hit on by guy, sees his expensive truck's custom plate reads: DASHBO
Pretty Girl: "What's dashbo?"
Guy (Dashbo): "All this, girl. "
Pretty Girl: "... Fuck off."
dashbo by Original306TruckClub April 5, 2015

civil disobedience 

active refusal to obey certain laws, demands and commands of a government or of an occupying power without resorting to physical violence. The American author Henry David Thoreau pioneered the modern theory behind this practice in his 1849 essay Civil Disobedience. In seeking an active form of civil disobedience, one may choose to deliberately break certain laws, such as by forming a peaceful blockade or occupying a facility illegally.
In the face of tyranny and injustice, it is the people's duty to practice civil disobedience to fight oppression.
civil disobedience by El Oaxuco August 4, 2007

Dashboarded 

This is when you push the eject disc button on your Xbox360, which sends to you the dashboard. The cause of this is when playing any game preferably modern warfare 2 and you get killed in such a stupid way that you rage and dashboard.
"Im Reecey" dashboarded faster than diana.
Dashboarded by Corp Ad. April 6, 2010

dasuberpoop 

Crazy-ass grimy nigga from NY who does funny video game commentary on YouTube. Basically a mix of Samuel Jackson and Uncle Ruckus. Likes fried chicken, Sasha Grey, laughing like a maniac, putting a foot up your ass and releasing videos every 99 years. Comedy at its finest.
dasuberpoop's signature intro: What's going on y'all, it's Das, and I'm ready to open up a big fat can of whoop ass right here in *name of the game*

playing Battlefield: Gimme your fucking dogtags, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

killing an enemy: Lay down, bitch./Take yo nap, sucka./Your life wasn't sweet, but your death is sweet. /Ohhh, right in the fucking brain, you dumb bitch./SHOTTY FOR THE BODY BABEH

killing someone with a wooden plank in The Last of Us: *singing* GOOD WOOOOOOD, GOOOOD WOOOOOOOD, OOO OOO *laughing maniacally*

politely telling a player to drive away: I'll take that mohawk, I'll shave the hair right off your head, I'll shove every fucking hair right up yo ass. You better run.

battlefield: PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH. PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH.

trying to flank enemies: Lemme see if I can do my flanky thang!

making fun of a player's name: EvaporatedPoison... EvaporatedPiss, that's exactly what you are, you piece of trash.

What the fuck are you still doing here? Go watch dasuberpoop, fucking dumbass.
dasuberpoop by Hideo Fucking Kojima February 10, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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