Dual Income Raising People. Couples who were DINKs but now have kids. They have careers, make decent money, and spend a lot of it on childcare and summer camps.
“Honey, we were DINKs but now we have kids so we’re DIRPs”
“Look at those D.I.R.P.s over there towing their kids through Disney when it’s 100 degrees out”
“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
It’s when a person you know makes what their drinking look gross. It can be changed to be more specific for a person by Replacing the “P” with their first initial (e.g, Brandon Induced Drink Repulsion = B.I.D.R)
General:
“Bro I can’t even drink this right now, that guy over there just had a crazy P.I.D.R going on”
Specific:
“Bro Brandon just spat into his drink, B.I.D.R hit so hard I think I might throw up”
A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."