dirp

Word made popular by a character on South Park. Mr. Dirp. A bumbling idiotic substitute teacher that randomly hits himself in the head with a hammer, and saying Dirp. Used when someone makes a stupid mistake or makes an ass out of themself

Did you see that guy trip onto that bed of nails, dirp

by Womack March 9, 2005

dirp

People who think they've invented things that actually predate their own birth.

There was a crazy dirp lady at the local market who thinks she has a patent on the bundt pan as a soapmaking mold.

by stzofphinator August 29, 2010

dirp

To show dismay. Replaces the word shit

Usually the only word in the sentence.

Dirp!

by Matt Decker January 23, 2003

DIRP

DIRP is an acronym that stands for "Direction Indicating Rock Pile." It is a term used mainly by hikers referring to a man-made pile of stones (also known as a cairn) built along a trail to mark the route where it may otherwise be hard to follow. Sometimes it may also indicate a destination or location of interest.

Jack: "I have no idea where the trail goes from here."
Jill: "I see a DIRP; the trail is over there."

by msmnificent July 31, 2011

Dirp

A deformed nipple.

When he took his shirt off, everyone noticed his dirp.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Dirp

A word that may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

Can be substituted for Expletives such as fuck, shit, dick, ginger, faggot, etc.

1. DIRP! i just stubbed my penis.

2. faggot: Wanna fuck?

guy 1: Go away stupid Dirp.

3. I dirped this girl So hard last night, then Dirped all over her face!

by pat mysac September 28, 2010

Dirp

Tobacco dip placed into your lower lip.

He just threw in a huge dirp.
Let's buy some dirp from the gas station.

by niggyasdfasdfasdfasdf January 9, 2012