D-Bagery

1. The act of being a douche

2. when someone does something incredibly "Douchey"

"did you see that guy push that dude into the wall"
"yeah that was total d-bagery"

by Bolesterol January 26, 2010

D-Baggery

The act of one being a Douche Bag. It is looked upon as a crime that all people who comit it should be drove over with studed tires and pulled behind a truck down a gravel road, shoved down a hole containing a very pissed off badger, and the sound of there pain recorded and spread on the internet so the crime will be reduced...Lets face it we cant eliminate it there are still people out there with just the life that defines a D-Bag

Nathan You comit D-Baggery on a day to day basis.

That guy just comited the act of D-Baggary

by Chandler Bachtold December 15, 2008

D-Bager

Some of the most credible people in the world. They reside in Darien, CT and love to lavish themselves and those around them. Though not always true, they are almost always the richest, high-society folks who own more than one house, some boats, mansions, expensive cars and other luxuries. Those who don't live in Darien tend to be wildly jealous. Teens in Darien tend to spend their free time shopping for $200 jeans and drinking. Adults spend their time working, finding more houses and trying to figure out how to be better than everyone else. Darien is one of the richest towns in the United States. It rivals in sports with New Canaan, CT, which is equally as rich but not nearly as competant in sports or academics. Many celebrities are d-bagers, they reside in Darien.

Hey look, it's a really rich guy with 7 houses!
He must live in Darien!
Oh...he's a D-Bager-i love those guys!
Yea, me too they're like 100 times better than new canaan. Everyone hates new canaan!

by iAmADbager March 10, 2005

d-baggery

A shortened, more concise form of douchebaggery. More prone to use in the heat of a verbal reaming.

Quit your fucking d-baggery this instant!!!

by Obnubilater March 13, 2008

D-bager

Someone who doesn't want that guy before, "Lex", hanging out in their town. Hey dude, ever notice how those kids looked at you? You don't belong.

The D-Bagers noticed the trashballs hanging out at their Dunkin Donuts and thought, "Please go back to Stamford, riffraff."

by bernie the lama February 24, 2005

d-bager

WATERFRONT REAL ESTATE BITCHES. Know your place you NC losers. D-bagers aka people from Darien, CT are obviously superior.

"I would have moved to New Canaan but then I wouldn't get to be a rich d-bager who lives on the water."

by RICH DARIEN BRAT May 6, 2005

d-bager

Someone from Darien that can acutally spell words like FAGGOT or PROBABLY, unlike people from New Canaan who might spell them faget and probaly. D-bagers are much smarter than people from New Canaan.

I'm a d-bager and I can spell unlike people from New Canaan.

Wow! D-bagers are much smarter and much better people than anyone from New Canaan.

by i'm smart April 6, 2005