d-bager

WATERFRONT REAL ESTATE BITCHES. Know your place you NC losers. D-bagers aka people from Darien, CT are obviously superior.
"I would have moved to New Canaan but then I wouldn't get to be a rich d-bager who lives on the water."
by RICH DARIEN BRAT May 06, 2005
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Someone from Darien that can acutally spell words like FAGGOT or PROBABLY, unlike people from New Canaan who might spell them faget and probaly. D-bagers are much smarter than people from New Canaan.
I'm a d-bager and I can spell unlike people from New Canaan.

Wow! D-bagers are much smarter and much better people than anyone from New Canaan.
by i'm smart April 07, 2005
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its the most dangerous of the offspring from Darien, CT. the can be spotted with LV purses, uggs, Eliza B flipflops, gucci sunglasses, or with multi-colored polo shirts, a car that cost more than 4 college tuitions, and eat fancy club sandwiches and the local country clubs. if they are seen without any of those items, they aren't a D-bager. these people, the word "people" being used vaguely, are extremely fake and unlovable, unless it is by another D-bager. it should be used in a negative fashion especially when talking about artificiality and the act of being useless
Man, if i ever become a D-Bager, i hope that i am beating all day long.
by wampuscrandle April 15, 2005
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short for :douche-bag.
usually spelled with two d's.
anyone from Darien, CT thats jealous of New Canaan's abilities to beat them in everything.
Like to brag about all their material possesions, unlike New Canaanites who are very modest.
" How'd the d-baggers do in lacrosse this weekend?"
"They lost to New Canaan, again."
by nclove April 01, 2005
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the ugliest spoiledest faggots in the whole country. home of d-bagers is the rich town of darien. they suck at sports and thier rival town, new canaan is 10 times better and they know it they just cant admit it. new canaan actually knows how to play football and lacrosse unlike the d-bagers. although they might be richer than new canaan, they're town is ugly as well as the people and the people are 10000 times more stuck up. d baggers are wannabe new canaaners
yeah...oh god how i wish i lived in new canaan- d-bager
by DAIRENSUCKSMYBALLS September 06, 2010
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Some of the most credible people in the world. They reside in Darien, CT and love to lavish themselves and those around them. Though not always true, they are almost always the richest, high-society folks who own more than one house, some boats, mansions, expensive cars and other luxuries. Those who don't live in Darien tend to be wildly jealous. Teens in Darien tend to spend their free time shopping for $200 jeans and drinking. Adults spend their time working, finding more houses and trying to figure out how to be better than everyone else. Darien is one of the richest towns in the United States. It rivals in sports with New Canaan, CT, which is equally as rich but not nearly as competant in sports or academics. Many celebrities are d-bagers, they reside in Darien.
Hey look, it's a really rich guy with 7 houses!
He must live in Darien!
Oh...he's a D-Bager-i love those guys!
Yea, me too they're like 100 times better than new canaan. Everyone hates new canaan!
by iAmADbager March 11, 2005
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Someone who doesn't want that guy before, "Lex", hanging out in their town. Hey dude, ever notice how those kids looked at you? You don't belong.
The D-Bagers noticed the trashballs hanging out at their Dunkin Donuts and thought, "Please go back to Stamford, riffraff."
by bernie the lama February 25, 2005
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