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Cybermonkey

A malicious, diminutive creature which destroys computer networks by eating bits for sustainment; Known habitat is server farms, backbone equipment, and all forms of cabling.
Cybermonkey by Internet Services October 22, 2003

Cybermonk 

A monk in present day who can proficiently use modern computers and technology, somehow has access to advanced scientific equipment in their monastery that would normally be difficult to obtain and spend their time assisting heroes in catching bad guys with their technological skills.

They have a strange tendency to show up in high-tech espionage movies starring Dennis Rodman. Some are known to dance.
The cybermonks in Double Team have been collecting information on Rome for over 500 years, and helped Quinn find his missing daughter.

The cybermonks in Simon Sez can dance.
Cybermonk by Cybermonk October 17, 2011

Cubemonkey 

Someone who works in a call centre, in those small enclosed call cubicles. They often have to follow call scripts and proceedures and claim to be /sound knowledgeable on the subject that youre calling about, when really they dont know that much at all. Any variation from the cube, leaves them unable to talk with you, both literally and in terms of knowledge.Sometimes they can bwe quite unhelpful and leave you feeling like you've gotten nowhere.
I tried to call XYZ Company today for some support, and all I could do was to speak with some CubeMonkey who kept telling me to check I'd plugged it in that it couldn't be them /wasnt their problem.
Cubemonkey by Richard Smith July 20, 2006

cyphermonkey 

Noun
1: A person required to do many hours of cryptology for free at the cost of MANY braincells. (similar to a codemonkey or webmonkey)
Roger laughed maniacally while he watched the cyphermonkeys tear their hair out trying to break his code.
cyphermonkey by surfzoned January 3, 2008

Cybermocker 

Virtual-based mockery through a website or social media posts, focused on a person, place or thing by posting true and accurate quotes, images, video which serve to shed the "target" of the mockery in a humorous light. A Cybermocker depends heavily on pointing out ironic and contradictory information about a person, particularly if that information was originally created or posted by the "target". Unlike Cyberstalking, which is a crime, there is not an element of anonymity or threat in Cybermocking. Cybermocking is particularly effective at detecting thin skin, pomposity, self importance and embellishment. Cybermocking is a First Amendment protected form of Speech.
Examples of Cybermocker would be someone posting at a John Kerry related site: "I voted for the bill before I voted against it". The author of an article in Slate magazine on the complete "Bushisms" is a Cybermocker.
Cybermocker by MongCon August 25, 2013

Cybermonkeyvr 

Cybermonkeyvr is a British vr content creator on tiktok, his best friend is FrugoVr and there content mostly consists of gorilla tag however they do play other games. Cybermonkey has around 5000 followers at the time of making this, he wears a banana peel on his head and a red clover, also his colour is blue in gtag
OMG ITS CYBERMONKEY CAN WE PLAY???
Guys look it's Cybermonkeyvr!
Cybermonkeyvr by Frugo_vr April 24, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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