6 definitions by KozyKole
by KozyKole May 9, 2003
husband: Thanks for offering me a chili dawg, but could I have a chili dawg on a toasted bun?
wife: Sure dear.
wife: Sure dear.
by KozyKole May 10, 2003
A woman that has sex with two or more partners at the same time. Named that because she is jumping from bed to bed.
Rolling Stones: Monkey Man;
"I'm glad you are a monkey woman, I'm a monkey too.
Phillip Roth: Portnoy's Complaint;
"I watched in amazement as Lena's finger dissapeared into the monkey"
"I'm glad you are a monkey woman, I'm a monkey too.
Phillip Roth: Portnoy's Complaint;
"I watched in amazement as Lena's finger dissapeared into the monkey"
by KozyKole May 9, 2003
When your wife tells you " I don't think we have anything in common anymore" beg for just one more of her "great jobs" then when you cum, smack her in the back of the head, causing the sperm to fly out of her nose. She'll look just like an angry dragon, your last memory of her.
by KozyKole May 9, 2003
by KozyKole May 16, 2003
A person who has sex over the internet, not caring who they are chatting with as long as they get their fantasy fufilled. Some cybermonkeys would rather do this rather than be with real people.
Have you seen Lenny lately?
No he's turned into a Cybermonkey and never leaves the house, he says he's in cyber love.
No he's turned into a Cybermonkey and never leaves the house, he says he's in cyber love.
by KozyKole June 29, 2003