The Monday after Thanksgiving Day, when online retailers keep the Black Friday-like bullshit going by constantly bombarding our e-mail inboxes and facebook statuses with annoying-ass ads to buy their products on our employers' time.
These companies apparently don't realize their tactics actually have the reverse effect and that many of us are actually out deer hunting on this day and are carrying loaded .30-06 (thirty-aught-six) rifles.
These companies apparently don't realize their tactics actually have the reverse effect and that many of us are actually out deer hunting on this day and are carrying loaded .30-06 (thirty-aught-six) rifles.
by dookeyboy November 29, 2010
Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.
by Idk... eevee I guess? December 29, 2017
by feel the bern busy December 2, 2019
Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.
by LogicX November 26, 2005
A term made up by e-tailers as way to trick people into internet shopping by thinking that everyone else is shopping online on this day as well.
by porkchizzle November 27, 2007
by nina541 November 28, 2010
For those that know, know.
We're on a need to know basis, and we don't need to know the truth about Operation Cyber Monday and what really happened on October 31, 2022. No one knows, it is the stuff of myths and legends, and everyone has the same power within them.
by Tin Man 8 October 31, 2022