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Cybermonkey

A person who has sex over the internet, not caring who they are chatting with as long as they get their fantasy fufilled. Some cybermonkeys would rather do this rather than be with real people.
Have you seen Lenny lately?
No he's turned into a Cybermonkey and never leaves the house, he says he's in cyber love.
by KozyKole June 29, 2003
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Cybermonkey

A malicious, diminutive creature which destroys computer networks by eating bits for sustainment; Known habitat is server farms, backbone equipment, and all forms of cabling.
by Internet Services October 22, 2003
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Cybermonk

A monk in present day who can proficiently use modern computers and technology, somehow has access to advanced scientific equipment in their monastery that would normally be difficult to obtain and spend their time assisting heroes in catching bad guys with their technological skills.

They have a strange tendency to show up in high-tech espionage movies starring Dennis Rodman. Some are known to dance.
The cybermonks in Double Team have been collecting information on Rome for over 500 years, and helped Quinn find his missing daughter.

The cybermonks in Simon Sez can dance.
by Cybermonk October 17, 2011
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Cubemonkey

Someone who works in a call centre, in those small enclosed call cubicles. They often have to follow call scripts and proceedures and claim to be /sound knowledgeable on the subject that youre calling about, when really they dont know that much at all. Any variation from the cube, leaves them unable to talk with you, both literally and in terms of knowledge.Sometimes they can bwe quite unhelpful and leave you feeling like you've gotten nowhere.
I tried to call XYZ Company today for some support, and all I could do was to speak with some CubeMonkey who kept telling me to check I'd plugged it in that it couldn't be them /wasnt their problem.
by Richard Smith July 20, 2006
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cyphermonkey

Noun
1: A person required to do many hours of cryptology for free at the cost of MANY braincells. (similar to a codemonkey or webmonkey)
Roger laughed maniacally while he watched the cyphermonkeys tear their hair out trying to break his code.
by surfzoned January 3, 2008
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Cybermocker

Virtual-based mockery through a website or social media posts, focused on a person, place or thing by posting true and accurate quotes, images, video which serve to shed the "target" of the mockery in a humorous light. A Cybermocker depends heavily on pointing out ironic and contradictory information about a person, particularly if that information was originally created or posted by the "target". Unlike Cyberstalking, which is a crime, there is not an element of anonymity or threat in Cybermocking. Cybermocking is particularly effective at detecting thin skin, pomposity, self importance and embellishment. Cybermocking is a First Amendment protected form of Speech.
Examples of Cybermocker would be someone posting at a John Kerry related site: "I voted for the bill before I voted against it". The author of an article in Slate magazine on the complete "Bushisms" is a Cybermocker.
by MongCon August 25, 2013
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Cybermonkeyvr

Cybermonkeyvr is a British vr content creator on tiktok, his best friend is FrugoVr and there content mostly consists of gorilla tag however they do play other games. Cybermonkey has around 5000 followers at the time of making this, he wears a banana peel on his head and a red clover, also his colour is blue in gtag
OMG ITS CYBERMONKEY CAN WE PLAY???
Guys look it's Cybermonkeyvr!
by Frugo_vr April 24, 2022
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