Cwifa 

His penis unerect is over 5 meters long. His penis erect is 1942058 miles long. He is loved by the gods and prays to Rngsus. His nickname is "long schlong Cwifa". He is the drippiest dude you will ever meet

Cwifa has a big dick

We Know

Cwifa by dripdude1234 May 3, 2021

cwifa 

Big dick boi

Damn cwifas got a big dick

cwifa by Willlikesducks April 19, 2021

Cwiak 

To have a huge cock and not know how to use it

She said it was huge, but didn't know where to put it, total cwiak

Cwiak by Sierra douche October 26, 2020

crifanac 

In science fiction fandom, mean CRItical FAN ACtivity. Some aspect of an activity in sf fandom deemed more important than others, i.e., meeting minimum activity requirements in an amateur press association at the last possible minute. Coined in the late 1940s by Charles Burbee and usually (but not always) used with satirical intent.

He didn't stop to eat; he was involved in crifanac.

crifanac by rich brown August 11, 2004

Lucia Cifarelli 

Female member of German Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK. Also does her own Solo project. Her debut album is entitled, "From the Land of Volcanoes', which KMFDM lead singer Sascha K. occasionally helped do work on.

Wanna go see KMFDM in concert?

Of course I would! The band kicks ass, and Lucia Cifarelli is very sexy.

Lucia Cifarelli by Mister E. February 14, 2004

chifa

In Peru (Lima mostly): Chinese restaurant.

chifa by Matéo Pumakawa August 24, 2003

CIFA 

An acronym meaning Conservative Ignorant Female American; coined by the ThePlaidCrew.com news & politics blog.

It is a suburban female with Christian values who has rarely follows news that is not covered on Regis and Kelly or the fourth hour of the Today Show.

This woman thinks that watching the news is unpleasant, and thus, remains ill-informed on important issues. This lack of knowledge does not, however, deter her from voicing her opinion and believing that her worldview is the right one.

You will typically find these women in their idling Hummers outside their children's hockey practices or in PTA meetings trying to get books banned.

They typically vote the way their husbands tell them to, and live their lives according to that day's episode of Oprah.

Famous CIFA's: Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Sarah Palin, Kelly Ripa, Kathy Lee Gifford, that woman in the PTA who got Halloween costumes banned at your kids' school.

"Only a CIFA would think Sarah Palin is a good vice presidential candidate."

CIFA by theplaidcrew October 24, 2008