Cweaper
Hai cweaper~ how are you doing?~
Cweaper by CreaperReal February 18, 2019
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cheaper to fire you
1. It is an expression used by an employer to indicate that an employee is worthless and completely expendable.
2. An expression used to show that an employer does not give a crap about an employee.
2. An expression used to show that an employer does not give a crap about an employee.
Employee: Hey Vince (boss man or employer) it has been 10 years now since my last 50 cent raise.
Employer: Bro. It's cheaper to fire you.
Employer: Bro. It's cheaper to fire you.
cheaper to fire you by EGX December 23, 2013
Cheaper to Keep Her
My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.
Cheaper to Keep Her by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023
cheaper than the bus
phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.
cheaper than the bus by bph4eva October 30, 2004
ass creaper
ass creaper by Anonymous June 8, 2003
Cheapernet
<1>Dude, we were pulling cable in that old building and we found about 20 miles of Cheapernet in it.
<2>Cheaperwhat?
<1>Ethercheap.
<2>OOOH you mean Ethercrap!
<2>Cheaperwhat?
<1>Ethercheap.
<2>OOOH you mean Ethercrap!
Cheapernet by nosx December 2, 2004
Cheapersons
A family that travels on an extreme budget, going as far as getting free accomodations by pretending to be interested in a time share.
Son - Aww Dad, do we have to sit through ANOTHER mandatory presentation??
Father - Yes son, but hopefully this one will be less than 4 hours and we will get to the beach before dark today! Chin up, bud, we're the Cheapersons! This whole trip is costing us less than 200 bucks!
Father - Yes son, but hopefully this one will be less than 4 hours and we will get to the beach before dark today! Chin up, bud, we're the Cheapersons! This whole trip is costing us less than 200 bucks!
Cheapersons by MJohnsonD July 12, 2018
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