Cweaper 

Used when someone calls Creaper cweaper, usually in a friendly or cutesy mood

Hai cweaper~ how are you doing?~

Cweaper by CreaperReal February 18, 2019

cheaper to fire you 

1. It is an expression used by an employer to indicate that an employee is worthless and completely expendable.

2. An expression used to show that an employer does not give a crap about an employee.

Employee: Hey Vince (boss man or employer) it has been 10 years now since my last 50 cent raise.
Employer: Bro. It's cheaper to fire you.

cheaper to fire you by EGX December 23, 2013

Cheaper to Keep Her 

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

Cheaper to Keep Her by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

cheaper than the bus 

phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.

"glass pieces at Conventry were only 30 bucks!"
"wow, those are cheaper than the bus"

cheaper than the bus by bph4eva October 30, 2004

ass creaper 

one who enjoys living and eating in the insides of one's asshole

damn, whats wrong with peter...Oh, he hasnt gottin that ass creaper out!

ass creaper by Anonymous June 8, 2003

Cheapernet 

10Base2 Ethernet, Ancient, Crappy. Also called Ethercrap or Ethercheap.

<1>Dude, we were pulling cable in that old building and we found about 20 miles of Cheapernet in it.
<2>Cheaperwhat?
<1>Ethercheap.
<2>OOOH you mean Ethercrap!

Cheapernet by nosx December 2, 2004

Cheapersons 

A family that travels on an extreme budget, going as far as getting free accomodations by pretending to be interested in a time share.

Son - Aww Dad, do we have to sit through ANOTHER mandatory presentation??
Father - Yes son, but hopefully this one will be less than 4 hours and we will get to the beach before dark today! Chin up, bud, we're the Cheapersons! This whole trip is costing us less than 200 bucks!

Cheapersons by MJohnsonD July 12, 2018