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cheaper to fire you
1. It is an expression used by an employer to indicate that an employee is worthless and completely expendable.
2. An expression used to show that an employer does not give a crap about an employee.
2. An expression used to show that an employer does not give a crap about an employee.
Employee: Hey Vince (boss man or employer) it has been 10 years now since my last 50 cent raise.
Employer: Bro. It's cheaper to fire you.
Employer: Bro. It's cheaper to fire you.
cheaper to fire you by EGX December 23, 2013
Cheaper to Keep Her
My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.
Cheaper to Keep Her by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023
cheaper than the bus
phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.
cheaper than the bus by bph4eva October 30, 2004
cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel
This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.
Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!
Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!
Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel by rickyboi January 11, 2016
cheaper than fast food
cheaper than fast food by Claire July 21, 2003
Cheaper to be a creeper!
Cheaper to be a creeper! by Taxman6969 September 9, 2020
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