Definitions by MJohnsonD

FOLF 

Fraternal Order of Loser Fraternities. Top level fraternal group that encompasses all fraternities nationwide. If you are in a fraternity then you are in the FOLF by default.

Developed on the campus of Indiana University in Bloomington, IN by a group of non-fraternity members, FOLF encapsulates the overall feeling towards fraternities and fraternity members by the rest of the non-fraternity world (i.e. most of us).

That dude looks kind of douchey. He is wearing Chubbies and a button down shirt with Sperrys. I bet he is part of the FOLF.

FOLF by MJohnsonD February 8, 2019

yakov suckov 

When a cute Russian chick sits on your face and blasts your dick to pieces with a silicone vagina.

When I was in Moscow, I met a nice woman that gave me the Yakov Suckov.

yakov suckov by MJohnsonD October 17, 2018

cornidor 

A corridor between two corn fields.

In July in Indiana, you can drive through the country roads and when the fields on both sides have corn then you are driving through a cornidor.

cornidor by MJohnsonD July 15, 2018

Cheapersons 

A family that travels on an extreme budget, going as far as getting free accomodations by pretending to be interested in a time share.

Son - Aww Dad, do we have to sit through ANOTHER mandatory presentation??
Father - Yes son, but hopefully this one will be less than 4 hours and we will get to the beach before dark today! Chin up, bud, we're the Cheapersons! This whole trip is costing us less than 200 bucks!

Cheapersons by MJohnsonD July 12, 2018

OASN 

On a Sober Note. Something you say to a good friend to indicate that you are really, really serious about the topic at hand and your word should be taken as if you were sober even though you are drunk as shit and have been talking out of your ass for the better part of the evening.

No, man, no! Listen! OASN - I lover her!

OASN by MJohnsonD August 17, 2016