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Australian for 'Couple of' usually in reference to drinks, food, ciggies
Carn to the pub for a cutla beers and a schnitty
Cutla by NotAGoblin October 27, 2018

Cumulaxative

A food or other substance that will make you shit your pants if you eat enough of it over the years. There's no way to reverse the effect. It can also sometimes be fatal
Jim "Did you hear about Craig? He ate too much kiwi and shit his pants and died"

Steve "The fuck? How could someone eat that much kiwi at once?"

Jim "Not at once, dumbass. Kiwi is a cumulaxative"
Cumulaxative by Steve Jablonski March 30, 2020
A modern adjective describing an object possessing the shape of a cube. Also, a popular extension of the same naming convention of triangle, which has the adjective of triangular.
The cubular shape of the bookshelves.
Cubular by Olly Speed January 25, 2005

Cumulant 

A sperm cell that was underdeveloped and somehow won the race
Bro 1: Yo bro you look like a cumulant.
Bro 2: I have 98 chromosomes.
Cumulant by retardBloke42 March 8, 2022
1) An awesome, expensive car.
2) A type of sword once used by pirates.
1) On ride with Funkmaster Flex they fixed TMac up with a Cutlass!

2) Argh, walk the plank or I ive ye a second butthole with me cutlass!
Cutlass by Arran January 3, 2005

Love cutlass

Love cutlass is a nautical term that refers the male penis
The Captain just took me onto the poop deck to show me his love cutlass
Love cutlass by Keeno69 March 25, 2021