Arran's definitions

Console War

The word 'console war' came about when a little competition broke into a petty argument caused by Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft fanboys all hurling insults at each others' consoles. The console war has caused a lot of people to fall out.
Fanboys treat the console war as if it's a real war.

An argument between three types of fanboy:

"Nintendo is for kids!"
"Yeah, well Sony copied Nintendo's Gameboy with it's PSP!"
"Yeah! Well Microsoft are the richest company ever!"

by Arran January 3, 2005

Cutlass

1) An awesome, expensive car.
2) A type of sword once used by pirates.

1) On ride with Funkmaster Flex they fixed TMac up with a Cutlass!

2) Argh, walk the plank or I ive ye a second butthole with me cutlass!

by Arran January 3, 2005

Random

Losers who aren't funny use this word every sentence to try and be funny.

Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there!

by Arran January 6, 2005

mtg

Magic: The Gathering, a collectable trading card game that will consume you, your life and your income!

I Just bough a whole cycle!

by arran October 3, 2003

general protection fault

A crash that occurs often on a Windows 95 based machine (ie Windows 98, 98Se, and ME)

by Arran August 3, 2003

Cougar

A woman who lusts after men clearly her junior with extreme vigour and gusto and who is quite forward and sexually cunning.

That girl Tanya with the dirty blonde hair is SUCH a cougar! Watch her lust after young men with abs and hard tanned bodies.

by Arran December 11, 2003

Txt Talker

Person who overuses abbreiviated words so no one knows what they are talking about. They think that it is cool but it just makes them seem like grammatically challanged idiots!

Txt Talkers are usually townies or adolescent females between the ages 13 and 18.

omfg tday i sw tht grl frm the mgzne shes sch a fckn btch i fckn wsh i cud just go ovr thr n giv her a fckn slp rite ax her fce!

by Arran October 23, 2004