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Definitions by Arran

Chain Letter

Something created to scare people by telling them something bad will happen if they don't send it to the desired amount of people. It is sent on by stupid vunerable people.
A recent example:

Sorry dont open in front of parents 5 ppl acually got killed by not sending this this piece of mail the creator of this mail has a program that will track down everyone who sent this and whoever that didnt send this will die cuz this program can actually track down ur address Send this to 15 people
no send bks

(How does the writer know that it has killed 5 people before he/she has even sent it?)
Chain Letter by Arran January 9, 2005

Assbeard 

The hairs up your ass.
omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!
Assbeard by Arran January 6, 2005
Losers who aren't funny use this word every sentence to try and be funny.
Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there!
Random by Arran January 6, 2005

Console War 

The word 'console war' came about when a little competition broke into a petty argument caused by Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft fanboys all hurling insults at each others' consoles. The console war has caused a lot of people to fall out.
Fanboys treat the console war as if it's a real war.
An argument between three types of fanboy:

"Nintendo is for kids!"
"Yeah, well Sony copied Nintendo's Gameboy with it's PSP!"
"Yeah! Well Microsoft are the richest company ever!"
Console War by Arran January 3, 2005
1) An awesome, expensive car.
2) A type of sword once used by pirates.
1) On ride with Funkmaster Flex they fixed TMac up with a Cutlass!

2) Argh, walk the plank or I ive ye a second butthole with me cutlass!
Cutlass by Arran January 3, 2005
1) Raised middle finger.
2) Golf term, hitting the ball into the hole one under par.
3) Patronising word for a bird.
1) I birdied the bus today!
2) Alright! I got a birdie!
3) MOMMY! LOOK! A BIRDIE!
Birdie by Arran January 3, 2005
Golf term. Between a bogey and a birdie.
Oooh... that was almost a birdie!
Par by Arran January 3, 2005