Cumulaxative

A food or other substance that will make you shit your pants if you eat enough of it over the years. There's no way to reverse the effect. It can also sometimes be fatal

Jim "Did you hear about Craig? He ate too much kiwi and shit his pants and died"

Steve "The fuck? How could someone eat that much kiwi at once?"

Jim "Not at once, dumbass. Kiwi is a cumulaxative"

Cumulaxative by Steve Jablonski March 30, 2020

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) 

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.

I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

Cumulative Final 

A shitty thing teachers do in order to make their students' lives more stressful.

"Oh man, my psychology final is a cumulative final?! I'll be up studying all night!"

Cumulative Final by emmalee256 December 10, 2012

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) 

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" occurs when a plan intended for a small group of people gets accidentally shared with a cunt, who not only wants to join in but also informs other cunts about this plan. Thereby, ruining the plan completely for the original group of people

I wanted to go on a one-day trip to London with a small group of acquittances, but the "Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" and now the entire plan is ruined.

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

cumulative 

increasing or enlarging by successive addition

the car is cumulative

cumulative by yachyonig December 17, 2014

Cumulative Reaction 

The reaction during a cumulative process when the nuclei in human semen merges with the other nuclei in human semen releasing a astronomical amount of heat which causes near by molecules to break down and merge with the semen which commences a powerful reaction that is so powerful it is relevant to the amount of power in a nuclear explosion.

Cumulative Reactions are very dangerous. Please talk to your doctor before you decimate your city!

Cumulative Reaction by Bigboisoesthisstuff October 27, 2020