cullening

The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.

Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?

Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.

cullening by chironfrost April 24, 2014

Cullening

To Cullen/Cullening (Verb)

To act like Cullen: rage quit, act like a cry-baby, be annoying, want to argue, like arguments, want to make people go and be mad and angry, act goofy, be totally irrelevant.

Person1: "Nah famalam! Bohumír is cullening again, what a bozo."

Cullening by Wordomir August 15, 2023

edward cullening 

To go down on a girl on her period

Dude did you here?! The kid next door was totally Edward Cullening his ex girlfriend!! He totally licked that blood!

edward cullening by JoshyRockx April 23, 2014

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

Cutlering 

(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.

Started by The Heckler: Chicago

"Are you trying to get a tan?"

"No, I'm Cutlering!"

Cutlering by ChicagoVince October 30, 2011

cullenism 

A new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).

Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a Mormon homemaker.

Girl 1: What religion do you believe in?
Girl 2: I'M A BELIEVE IN CULLENISM OMGTWILIGHTISSOGREATEDWARDISSOHOTDHIDHSfjhahfw
Girl 1: God, that is retarded.
Girl 2: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

cullenism by R.Pattz December 22, 2008

jay cutlering 

(verb): The act of looking uninspired and lazy while doing a job that you are overpaid to do.

"Yeah, it's not pretty but I am jay cutlering my way through it".

jay cutlering by Bexol December 17, 2014