AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.

'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'

willy cushion by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013

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More cushion for the pushin'

Refers to the wonderfully smooth and buoyant feeling that a male experiences when he is having sexual intercourse with a larger woman. ("Larger" refers to body shape: full-figured, curvy, chubby, or fat. In general, it does not refer to height, although women with "extra junks in their trunks" can often be as tall as, or taller than, the males trying to bone them. These women often have heavy full breasts, squishy tummies, generous buttocks, and thick thighs, all of which provide padding for the male's frenzied thrusts.)

"That broad that Jim is talking to over at the bar is at least three times his weight. Each of her mammary glands weighs more than both his legs. What's his deal?"

"His wife's pelvis bone keeps giving him rope burn when they shag. So he's out to find more cushion for the pushin'."

More cushion for the pushin' by hipster_of_the_month December 5, 2012

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cussing like a sailor

cussing like a sailor having a potty mouth to cuss excessively

my ex girlfriend was cussing like a sailor when i broke up with her

cussing like a sailor by bluebear January 4, 2021

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Cassio

The classiest man you will ever meet. Deceivingly handsome and smooth as can be. He only drinks red wine and only smokes weed out of a glass pipe. He is the definition of suave and all the ladies, quite literally, fall to their knees whenever he's around.

Person 1: I met this super classy and cool kid at this party the other night, I think his name was Cassio.
Person 2: Typical.

Female 1: I gave Cassio head the other day.
Female 2: Lucky! I've been trying to do that for months.

Cassio by classykid123 April 3, 2012

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