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Curtain Pull 

This is an act done by a desperate traveling salesman who's been on the road a little too long. How it works. First, get in the shower and start lathering up. Next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn't work so well, and make a fold in the shower curtain. Instantly, a soapy substitute pussy appears before your swolen third leg. Insert and jack until your heart's content.
Yo Ty, why you limpin'? Did you fall in the tub while trying to do a curtain pull?
Curtain Pull by Hotdizzle October 4, 2008
Words you can keep

pull the curtain 

A sweet song on Sum 41's album Underclass Hero.
John: What's your favorite song?
Max: PULL THE CURTAIN!
pull the curtain by Ryan Brady March 10, 2008

Pull back the curtain

To investigate

Origin: Drake’s song “nonstop” in which he states “pulling back the curtain by myself, take a look”
It seemed like a good deal, but when I went to pull back the curtain, I realized was being misled

Curtain Pullback 

When the labia is so meaty and dangly that those meat curtains are grasped, one in each hand, and stretched and pulled to the left and right like a set of stage curtains opening the stage for sexual play. The opening act is typically a spirited round of cunnilingus.
Rachel did the old curtain pullback for me last night so I buried my face and nose all up in there for an hour.
Curtain Pullback by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Curtain Pulling 

When a female stands over another individuals face and allows him/her to tug on her labia (Vaginal Lips)until the skin sags.
Her Curtain Pulling took me three hours to loosen her snatch lips!
Curtain Pulling by TJ Konkel May 2, 2006

curtain pulling 

The act of an uncircumsized man rolling the foreskin of his penis over the head of his penis after sexual activity or masturbation.
He was curtain pulling the foreskin of his penis before he got caught mastubating by his lover
curtain pulling by TJ Konkel May 2, 2006

pulling up the curtain

The act of rolling up one's upper lip, as though it were a curtain, to expose the teeth (often in the fashion of imitating a beaver). Pulling the curtain originated in the Appalachians and is frequently utilized in comedic Vine parodies. Pulling up the curtain can be used to express overwhelming joy, frustration, anger, or a natural response to hearing a banjo.
When Seth told Jennifer they were going on a road trip to the Smokey Mountains, she immediately was overwhelmed with joy and was "pulling up the curtain".
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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