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Curtain Pull 

This is an act done by a desperate traveling salesman who's been on the road a little too long. How it works. First, get in the shower and start lathering up. Next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn't work so well, and make a fold in the shower curtain. Instantly, a soapy substitute pussy appears before your swolen third leg. Insert and jack until your heart's content.
Yo Ty, why you limpin'? Did you fall in the tub while trying to do a curtain pull?
Curtain Pull by Hotdizzle October 4, 2008
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pull the curtain 

A sweet song on Sum 41's album Underclass Hero.
John: What's your favorite song?
Max: PULL THE CURTAIN!
pull the curtain by Ryan Brady March 10, 2008

Pull back the curtain

To investigate

Origin: Drake’s song “nonstop” in which he states “pulling back the curtain by myself, take a look”
It seemed like a good deal, but when I went to pull back the curtain, I realized was being misled

Curtain Pullback 

When the labia is so meaty and dangly that those meat curtains are grasped, one in each hand, and stretched and pulled to the left and right like a set of stage curtains opening the stage for sexual play. The opening act is typically a spirited round of cunnilingus.
Rachel did the old curtain pullback for me last night so I buried my face and nose all up in there for an hour.
Curtain Pullback by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Curtain Pulling 

When a female stands over another individuals face and allows him/her to tug on her labia (Vaginal Lips)until the skin sags.
Her Curtain Pulling took me three hours to loosen her snatch lips!
Curtain Pulling by TJ Konkel May 2, 2006

curtain pulling 

The act of an uncircumsized man rolling the foreskin of his penis over the head of his penis after sexual activity or masturbation.
He was curtain pulling the foreskin of his penis before he got caught mastubating by his lover
curtain pulling by TJ Konkel May 2, 2006

pulling up the curtain

The act of rolling up one's upper lip, as though it were a curtain, to expose the teeth (often in the fashion of imitating a beaver). Pulling the curtain originated in the Appalachians and is frequently utilized in comedic Vine parodies. Pulling up the curtain can be used to express overwhelming joy, frustration, anger, or a natural response to hearing a banjo.
When Seth told Jennifer they were going on a road trip to the Smokey Mountains, she immediately was overwhelmed with joy and was "pulling up the curtain".
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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