Curtain

When someone is being an absolute dick. Usually a mess about insult but can be taken seriously .

Person 1: oi you stop being a fuckin curtain

Person 2: sorry

by Getmeoffthissite January 08, 2020

Curtain

N. skirt

Adj. the description of gettin into said skirt.

Adj. a way of life by frequently getting into said skirt.

K: Meff man u open them curtains yet?!?!?!?!?!

Meff: Not yet! I think they are titanium lined!!!!

by K K Dub December 20, 2006

Curtain

Something to wipe your cock on after sex.

Ahhhhh! That was fucking great! Pass me the curtain. Oh and you could use it too - you got giz on your face.

by EltonHurrell June 22, 2006

Curtain

Something to wipe your cock on after sex.

Ahhhhh! That was fucking great! Pass me the curtain. Oh and you could use it too - you got giz on your face.

by EltonHurrell June 23, 2006

Curtain

A hairstyle, worn by parting your hair's bangs straight down the middle. The length of your bangs doesn't matter.

Did you see Julie today? She usually never parts her hair in curtain!!

by gaylord jefferson August 08, 2014

curtains

It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for

When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains

by Therightmeanings August 03, 2016

curtains

The hairstyle in which shorter hair is parted in the middle, leaving 2 sections on either side. If you have this hairstyle there is a 60% higher chance someone will fall in love with you.

rick: woah look that kid got curtains
jas: there’s now a 60% higher chance of me falling in love with him

by Beggars September 22, 2019