The Curse of
Cathy is a severe
mental handicap
running on the occurence of XX chromosome configurations in some families. Symptoms include:
-Praising scientologist Travolta flicks like Battlefield Earth
-Paying more attention to fantasy movies than your children
-Having children in rehab
-Laughing like Kefka from Final Fantasy 6
Curse of
Cathy
To the tune of "The Curse of Feanor" by Blind Guardian
Taken the long way
Dark rooms I went through
I arrived
My vision'
s so clear
In anger and
pain
I felt deep wounds ahead
But I arrived
Truth might be changed by ignorance
Beyond the void but deep within me
A swamp of filth exists
A lake it was of crystal
beauty
But my sister'
s ass went by
I've heard the warning (TRAVOLTA!)
Well curse my name
I'll keep on laughing (At her movies)
No regret
No regret
chorus (1):
Don't fear the eyes of the dark mom
Cathy I cried
All
hope is gone cuz you're
dumb again
Hear my oath
I won't take part in your dumb shit!
I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow which covers the light
I will always remember the time
But it'
s past
I cannot turn back the time
(I) don't look back
There'
s still smoke near the oven
But I arrived
Revenge be mine
chorus (2):
I won't take part in your
dumb fate
Cathy I cried
It'
s my oath
So I reject the eyes
Of the dark mom
Soon you will be free
Set your ignorance loose
"Suddenly I realized
The prophecies
I've never believed in
My deeds were right
you've stained the land
And slain my life
(Via degrading comments)
There'
s no release from your sins
It hurts
THE CURSE OF
CATHY RUNS LONG
Time and only time will tell us
Tell: was I right or wrong?
When anger breaks through
I'll leave mercy behind"
chorus (2)
I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow they'll cover my life
But I'll also remember the times
(And) after all I'm still alive...
But barely! Get me out!