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Currtie

A Currtie is a Shot of Tequila. But instead of licking salt and biting into a lemon, you lick Madras Curry and bite in a chicken wing.
Lets take a Currtie, well get fucked up :)
by Sorsha is hungry November 24, 2021
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Curried Fart

It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.
I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)
by Slapstickity March 22, 2023
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curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.
Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.
by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011
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no worries beef curries

A Hawaiian Pidgin phrase that is used to say that there is no cause for concern or worry.
sole 1: Ho brah! We wen run out of rice!

sole 2: Eh no worries beef curries, we get one KTA's right down da street.
by Bu La'ia Love January 23, 2018
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Curriebear

Lives in a cave more commonly known as The Currie Cave Sexier than anyone ever thought could be humanly possible, can be spotted in a good ol' mosh pit from time to time, got buns of steal but doesn't dance so you'll never see it wiggle, attracted towards the colour pink a little too much, this chick diggs him, he would happily stradle beyonce if she got within reaching distance & last but not least has the sad but true need to fart in someone elses face every now and again... that or make them smell whatever may be lingering within his belly button.

A truely strange creature but everyone that knows him, loves him.

If you don't know him yer clearly missin' out ;)
any attempts to challenge the curriebear will result in utter failure. Everyone knows... CURRIE ALWAYS WINS.
by TinyPixie February 4, 2010
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Darren Currie

Generally considered overtly attracted to children, Darren is a good teacher and a better friend always looking out for others (especially under 10s) to help even give them a lift. If you ever meet a D. Curie cherrish and relsh their precense as they do your bedroom.
"LOOK OUT DARREN CURRIE IS CUMMING!!!"
by v1CT1M February 22, 2021
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Currie

An unsettlingly fast and ruthless witty shutdown, either physical or verbal.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star/Celebrity Chef James Currie & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“How good are you at martial arts? If I came at you....”
*Immediately tackled to ground*
"Oh, mate, why are you rubbing your hand?"
"He absolutely Currie-d me with an arm twist and dropped me to the floor!"
by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021
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