curred 

South-English slang word for being drunk, see also lashed.

Man I was curred last nite! We bought shitloads of booze and went into town. I'm still pretty curred rite now...!

curred by Tyrkisk Peber Original October 12, 2008

Curred 

To Shag Someone

ah i fucking curred her last nyt muush!

Curred by i_love_me December 7, 2003

curred out 

fearing someone or something, losing a fight, quitting an activity

Man, he curred out.

curred out by Darren Douglas June 25, 2006

E-cursed 

A curse that troubles people belonging to non-tech field especially budding entrepreneurs who have no idea of what technological jargon they are dealing with.

I feel E-cursed because Amazon charged me $2045 as I had mistakenly opened some dedicated server on my account.

E-cursed by TheBhaasa February 7, 2020

Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.

Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!

Current thing by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022

A Current Affair 

Morons reporting about morons.

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...

A Current Affair by PomiWells April 12, 2012

Curried Fart 

It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.

I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)

Curried Fart by Slapstickity March 22, 2023