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people who post definitions on this site based simply on experience and not even doing research on the most common uses of the term (which is especially prevalent with company names such as Home Depot, Gap and Walgreens)
Sometimes, the listings at urbandictionary.com are helpful in finding words that would be considered offensive in society, but the morons make finding legitimate definitions impossible.
morons by La Pala November 10, 2008
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Plural Noun. Deliberate mis-pronunciation of Mormons (The Church of Jesus Christ, Latter Day Saints, LDS). Accurately, albeit dishonestly, derrived from the name of an angel known to Joseph Smith, Moroni.
Don't answer the door, it's the god damn morons again.
morons by Slagathor April 21, 2004

Morons Inc. 

Company or a corporation run by morons. It's a place where people create rules and regulations because they're power tripping instead of actually making any real improvements to the company.
Tom: Dude, you won't believe what happened at work today?

Jimmy: What?
Tom: They blocked access to Facebook and bunch of other sites.
Jimmy: Morons Inc.
Morons Inc. by moronsinc June 30, 2016

morons today 

online radio program including such characters as the monkey in castlevania and general bob. the only remaining archive is available at doorknob.tk
morons today is hella tight word totally yeah awesome etc word hella word
morons today by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004

millville-morons 

A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville
When driving thru southjersey beware of them fucking millville-morons.
millville-morons by jpg3 August 14, 2011

you guys are morons 

When you want to tell multiple people that they are either wrong or their opinion sucks. Can also be used when you are frustrated by someone's stupidity.
Example 1
A: George Bush is the 30th president
B: No he is the 24th what are you talking about
C: You guys are morons

Example 2
A: OMG Blink 182 is teh best band evar!
B: I agree they are so hawt and their music is teh shit!!1
C: You guys are morons

Example 3
A: Myspace is the best website
B: Nono its Facebook your wrong!
C: You guys are morons
you guys are morons by pseudonyms August 24, 2008

League of Morons

The supposedly brilliant people who run our government who fuck everything up beyond belief.
Our current economic, political and military mess is an example of work of The League of Morons.

From Burn After Reading:

CIA Boss about complicated case involving murders, affairs,etc.:

"Report back to me when ... I don't know ... when it makes sense."