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Cuffing Season 

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.
Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.
Cuffing Season by Coors_Light February 6, 2020
Related Words
When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.
Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding
Curding by Looper m January 18, 2013

Cuffing the dummy 

Peewee got caught cuffing the dummy in the porn theater.
Cuffing the dummy by Macsloan December 11, 2014

Corn Curling 

The act of inserting a corncob up one's anus.
Last night, I caught my roomate corn curling in the bathroom.
Corn Curling by Tony Bowls February 18, 2010
its like ghosting but more brutal, cause they wanna seem nice, maybe they take days, or even weeks, to reply to your last WhatsApp message.

But instead of leaving you hanging (Like a ghostwrited would ), a curver will reply, but their responses will be sporadic, closed off and often apologetic e.g. “I’m so sorry for not textin, I’ve just been really busy with insert predictable excuse here”.

Of course, they really might have been too occupied with work, family, friends, or the washing up to take a minute out of their day to message to you ....... or not
it’s been seven weeks since I saw him and I’ve only heard from him five times , but I still ain’t sure if he is curving me or not!
Curving by KJ74656 February 8, 2019

curling one out 

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"
curling one out by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010