Curesting

Stinking,crusty or dirty asf

Damn hoe Yu curesting asf🤮
Made by Natalia, Makalia

by Nay,kaila December 23, 2019

stop fucking cursing

A funny, hypocritical joke that is said when another person is cursing repetitively because he/she is very angry. Guaranteed to cut the tension and lift the mood. Similar to the term the "fuck" word

A: My boyfriend thinks I'm fucking PMS-ing, and I'm fucking not! Like what the fuck? He's such a fucking jerk!

B: Stop fucking cursing!

by Dr. Curious January 24, 2011

Cresting

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus

John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Christing

A term some use when frustrated--it is used very much like 'oh fuck!' or 'shit!!'

Amy yelled out 'CHRISTING!!' because she was frustrated that Terry didn't sign her journal entries and she was not going to be able to leave the office on time.

by catboxIII February 23, 2022

Halfway Cursing

Those funny times in middle school when you would say half of a curse word and then your friend would say the other half. This would usually occur during class while the teacher was trying to teach the class his or her lesson.

Halfway Cursing:

Student 1: Fu...
Student 2: ck!

Student 1: Shi...
Student 2: t!

Student 1: Cu..
Student 2: nt!!

by Dancing with Fire December 7, 2010

curstin

An amazing person who deserves more then she gets. A jersey girl, that wants to experience life with her best friends. Attachment not being in her vocabulary, but she's willing to love. Too good for the average guy, and better then the best. Strong, gorgeous and fearless. Has the confidence to walk by HHC and smile. Loves Ninja.

HHC looked at her and was like damnnn look at curstin.

by AAA. December 9, 2008

Cresting

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.

Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 7, 2008