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stop fucking cursing
A funny, hypocritical joke that is said when another person is cursing repetitively because he/she is very angry. Guaranteed to cut the tension and lift the mood. Similar to the term the "fuck" word
A: My boyfriend thinks I'm fucking PMS-ing, and I'm fucking not! Like what the fuck? He's such a fucking jerk!
B: Stop fucking cursing!
B: Stop fucking cursing!
stop fucking cursing by Dr. Curious January 24, 2011
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Curesting • cresting • Cresting an Acorn • crusting • christing • chesting • Chrestine • Crasting • Creating Space • crenting
Cresting
Cresting by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
Christing
Amy yelled out 'CHRISTING!!' because she was frustrated that Terry didn't sign her journal entries and she was not going to be able to leave the office on time.
Halfway Cursing
Those funny times in middle school when you would say half of a curse word and then your friend would say the other half. This would usually occur during class while the teacher was trying to teach the class his or her lesson.
Halfway Cursing:
Student 1: Fu...
Student 2: ck!
Student 1: Shi...
Student 2: t!
Student 1: Cu..
Student 2: nt!!
Student 1: Fu...
Student 2: ck!
Student 1: Shi...
Student 2: t!
Student 1: Cu..
Student 2: nt!!
Halfway Cursing by Dancing with Fire December 7, 2010
curstin
An amazing person who deserves more then she gets. A jersey girl, that wants to experience life with her best friends. Attachment not being in her vocabulary, but she's willing to love. Too good for the average guy, and better then the best. Strong, gorgeous and fearless. Has the confidence to walk by HHC and smile. Loves Ninja.
Cresting
Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.
Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...
Cresting by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 7, 2008
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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