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The art of using a Cornulator to baste with whilst undercover.
Curating by Sway1987 October 1, 2013
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The effort of trying to pull girls who are out of your league with your mates so you can Use&Abuse
Who's going crating boys?

Reece are you definitely going crating
Crating by Chinky Bimmy BRAY June 23, 2019
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the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.
John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."
crating by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006

crating it up 

Not to be confused with crating, the act of crating it up, from the infinitive "to crate it up" refers to the pre-purchasing of crates of beer (or, on occasion, of other alcoholic beverages) for a party.
Dude 1: Hey dude, what're you up to this afternoon?
Dude 2: Ahh, I'm crating it up before Jessica's party, it's set to be a good night.
crating it up by 069206 December 9, 2008
"Crating" is where someone argues or belittles your opinion so hard, even when solid evidence proves them wrong, that they put themselves into a "crate" (which is usually stored in a warehouse). The "crate" keeps them from seeing the truth, or tries to hide their "goods" (insecurities or mistakes) about anyone with a different viewpoint who is obviously right.
"I was telling Melissa the other day about all the data supporting global warming, and she kept "crating" on it. She, like, wouldn't even look at the facts and just kept denying. I think she was scared."

or

"When Tyson kept doggin' me about beating him in the game, I just said to him "Don't be hatin', unless you're cratin'. That shut him up quick."
Crating by Rurikbloodaxe August 7, 2012
The act of going out on dates with someone of the opposite sex who you consider just to be your friend.
Bob and I are not dating he said we should just be friends so we are crating.
Bob and I are officially crating.
Crating by jpraey October 16, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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