Cuntywonk

A polite way of telling someone that they are a massive cunt

My friend was a cuntywonk for eating the last Jaffa cake

by Jenny E April 22, 2018

Cuntyon

A woman's vagina that smells like an onion.

My friend called his girlfriend a cuntyon after having oral sex.

by J. Luck January 14, 2017

cuntmonkey

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

cuntywunt

shit head, annoying person, somneone stupid with no common sense,

dont wash my windscreen, i said no and im not paying you you cuntywunt...

by shaun hawkins June 14, 2008

cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.

Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.

by thehonkster June 11, 2009

Cuntywank stain

female cum stained panties. Often sniffed by wierdos. White in complection and smells like fish.

bollocks i have left a cuntywank stain on my seat...
oh ya cuntywank stain!

by master Nathan March 7, 2008