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cuntweet 

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A tweet that’s mean and unnecessary, usually posted by someone who is a cunt.
Did you see his dreadful cuntweets last night?
cuntweet by kingcnut January 25, 2021
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Cuntweed 

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Sissy, dick and motherfucker all combined.
Boy, that Bob sure is a cuntweed, the way that son of a bitch made the office secretary clean up her own puke!
Cuntweed by bytemonger March 13, 2010
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Cunteeth 

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When a old crusty vagina(a cunt) has teeth inside of it to bite off a dick or eat some diner
Well i was going to fuck her, but you shoulda saw the Cunteeth on her
Cunteeth by K-Mc October 26, 2010
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cuntweester 

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A tweezer made especially for tweezing out vaginal hairs.
My down there hair is growing out of control, can I borrow your cuntweesters?
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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