Cuntstress
Cuntstress by Redneckwoman9 August 8, 2017
Words you can keep
cuntpression
My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.
cuntpression by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014
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Cubestress
The woman with whom you spend an inordinate amount of time in your cubicle discussing non-work related things and generally enjoying each other's company.
Cubestress by Doc McLovin February 22, 2008
Cuntress
A cuntress is a woman (or gay man, or anyone you like, really) who is both cunty and a prophetess. She is photogenic, and slays everything she does by simply existing. She knows she's a stunning and powerful woman and she flaunts that fact. Contrary to popular belief, it *is* a compliment.
Cuntress by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020
Cuntstrosity
A horrible, horrible person. Someone who will always just be a bad person, who will never realize just how bad of a person they are.
Person A: Dude, did you hear about Jack and Laura's divorce?
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Laura was cheating on Jack with his brother while he was in the hospital receiving chemo treatments.
Person B: Are you serious?
Person A: Yeah, and now she's asking for the house and the car.
Person B: Poor guy. That bitch is such a cuntstrosity.
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Laura was cheating on Jack with his brother while he was in the hospital receiving chemo treatments.
Person B: Are you serious?
Person A: Yeah, and now she's asking for the house and the car.
Person B: Poor guy. That bitch is such a cuntstrosity.
Cuntstrosity by MlC July 29, 2012
Country Hipster / Cuntsters
A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.
Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?
Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?
Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?
Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.
Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?
Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?
Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.
Country Hipster / Cuntsters by Jeffrey Rosenballs January 3, 2012
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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