Cuntstress

A cunt who causes extra stress for no reason.

Geez, I don't know why she flipped out? She is such a cuntstress.

by Redneckwoman9 August 8, 2017

cuntpression

Anytime a woman and/or her vagina causes your life to enter a tailspin.

My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.

by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014

Cubestress

The woman with whom you spend an inordinate amount of time in your cubicle discussing non-work related things and generally enjoying each other's company.

Have you noticed how quiet Joe's cube has been since his cubestress has stopped visiting?

by Doc McLovin February 22, 2008

Cuntress

A cuntress is a woman (or gay man, or anyone you like, really) who is both cunty and a prophetess. She is photogenic, and slays everything she does by simply existing. She knows she's a stunning and powerful woman and she flaunts that fact. Contrary to popular belief, it *is* a compliment.

"Wow, Yeojin has proven herself a cuntress yet again."

by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020

cuntress

a female who MAY look and certainly act's like their shit don't stink,have the personality of a lawn mower, and are the biggest bitch in the world. Their wardrobe often consists of burberry and gucci.

That girl isn't a cunt, she's a CUNTRESS

by John December 6, 2003

Cuntstrosity

A horrible, horrible person. Someone who will always just be a bad person, who will never realize just how bad of a person they are.

Person A: Dude, did you hear about Jack and Laura's divorce?
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Laura was cheating on Jack with his brother while he was in the hospital receiving chemo treatments.
Person B: Are you serious?
Person A: Yeah, and now she's asking for the house and the car.
Person B: Poor guy. That bitch is such a cuntstrosity.

by MlC July 29, 2012

Country Hipster / Cuntsters

A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?

Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?

Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.

by Jeffrey Rosenballs January 3, 2012