Cuntslayer 

Proper Noun. Patron saint of single dads who unfailingly bite their tounge in the face of cuntitiude from kids mom.

Ex- wife dissed my new puppy in front of my kids, and I didn't bat an eye..."Oh mighty Cuntslayer, doest thou what I can't , and smite the bitchhag with the sword of justice!"

Cuntslayer by zortron February 21, 2010

cuntslave 

Someone who would do anything in order to get laid. Many times when his friends need help, he will let them down and use all his resources for his girlfriend or for his (desperate) search for a pussy. The term originates from the Greek word "mounodoulos".

- I asked Jim for a cigarette and he told me that he has only a few left. Then I saw him giving cigarettes to almost every girl in the party!
- What a cuntslave!

cuntslave by retinoli February 14, 2010

cuckslayer 

An individual who unleashes divine verbal savagery as a response to any male FemiNazi sympathizer accusing them of being a bigot or misogynist.

After saying, "men should never give in to the feminist agenda of watering down their manhood and become more sensitive", Stephen accused Dennis of being a bigot. Without the slightest hesitation, Dennis responded, "instead of talking, why don't you use your mouth to lick my baby batter off your wife's ass as usual... because I'm finished pounding it like a game of whack-a-mole".

Speechless and with moist eyes, Stephen realized he was in the presence of a legendary cuckslayer.

cuckslayer by UberSavage405 November 17, 2016

cunt slayer

By definition CUNT SLAYER means that you get mad pussy...and you get it like it aint no motha fuckin problem

Micheal is a Cunt Slayer
Flava Flav is indeed a Cunt Slayer
Matt Damon is a cunt slayer
Micheal Phelps is a Cunt Slayer

cunt slayer by jdizzle to the g hizzle October 9, 2008

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntslapper

One of the homosexual orientation, esp. female who enjoys masturbating her partner.

that chick is a cuntslapper

cuntslapper by Herman_The_Sick June 10, 2003

Cunt Slayer

Someone who is serving Cunt Slayer. They could slay my, and any cunt. Usually gay, but not necessary.

"OMG she looks so good!"

"She's serving cunt slayer"

"Cunt Slayer, PLEASE SLAY MY CUNTTTTTT!!!!!!"

Cunt Slayer by Sugarbabby2God--6967 April 17, 2022