Cuntoku

The person who controls the action in a threesome. A Portmanteau of the Japanese word manager and the English word cunt.

Man, last night you were a real Scorsese, a real cuntoku

by Japmuck November 22, 2021

Cuntourage

A military term that relates to the group of deployed male soldiers who would follow a fobgoblin around with the hope of "hitting that", not because she is attractive in any way but because she possesses a vagina.

Check out the cuntourage on mandy, there is no way a overweight, ginger, single mum would get that much attention back home.

by don'tlookoverhere July 19, 2010

Cuntopus

A more intense cunt kinda like an evolved pokemon.

"Okay Brian, Priority 1, I got to get this cuntopus to let me into Math Class."

by thekandymon February 5, 2012

cuntourage

A guy whose entourage is a group of hot women.

Check out the cuntourage hanging out with that lucky son of a bitch.

by youradvicehere September 27, 2009

Cuntouche

An arrogant cunt, also a self-serving douche.

Hails from a long line of Highlanders.

There can be only one.

Zeromus is talking again, that guy is the Cuntouche

by Stukar December 26, 2014

cuntour

(noun)
1. Derived from the words "cunt" and "whore," it is used to express that much more disgust with a female than it's roots.

2. A female of ill repute to say the least; worse than a prostitute because she does it for free - hence she has nothing to show for it aside from the nut on her face.

Dude, the whole crew has boned her, she's a filthy cuntour!

Kiss you? Kiss a skeezy cuntour like you? You gotta be fucking kidding me!

by The Bald Head Assassin August 5, 2006

Cuntous

Noun. like the word cunt but with a suffix. A person who constantly annoys everyone or does something that is only beneficial to them.

Fred: John stole the money that we raised for the ophans.
Pete: What a total cuntous

by Swagzeplin July 13, 2015