Cuntouple

A couple that are shit cunts

That cuntouple are real pieces of shit for disrespecting the ref

by FoxxxyFig March 4, 2023

cuntbutler

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.

1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?

by bucket004 May 25, 2009

cuntbutler

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.

He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010

cuntmuppet

An obnoxious and totally undisciplined child.

"This woman at the next restaurant table was completely ignoring her kid as it threw dinner rolls at waiters and spilled its milk. I have no idea why she had the little cuntmuppet if she's just going to ignore it all the time."

by Arcane Rose February 27, 2008

cuntbutler

A more rare cuntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of muff and devotes himself to the clitoral arts.

He's an ugly little sod but he has the patience of an accomplished cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010

cuntsaplenty

Plenty of cunts. Also, more than one cunt, or containing the same qualities that cunts posses; in abundance

I went to a rave and there was cuntsaplenty

by Kacey McSkerbington Smith March 14, 2014

Cuntouche

An arrogant cunt, also a self-serving douche.

Hails from a long line of Highlanders.

There can be only one.

Zeromus is talking again, that guy is the Cuntouche

by Stukar December 26, 2014