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Cuntflake

A women that is offended or pissed off when a situation or media does not cater to, or exclusively for, women.
Susan: How come there are no women only spaces here?

Me: Oh my god you are such an entitled cuntflake.
by Bad Gengar July 11, 2017
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Cuntflapaphobia

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014
Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.
by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014
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Cuckflake

Term denoting overly entitled, hypocritical and judgemental people who like to whine and complain about their own problems as the end of society, while everyone else s problems are their own fault.

Portmanteau of Cuckold and Special Snowflake. It combines the passive weakness of a cuckold with the constant complaining of injustice of Snowflakes.

Cuckflakes are too weak willed to stand behind and defend their position, whining and crying when anyone disagrees and accuse them of the same. Cuckflakes use ad hominem attacks to derail and transform the discussion to avoid having to come out on the loosing side , or make their ignorance on the topic apparent.

Unlike the snowflakes that complain that everything should be given to them, Cuckflakes expect everyone else to deal with disadvantages they do not as if everyone was on equal ground.

Cuckflakes live by the motto "Do as I say, not do as I do."

Commonly found parroting catch phrases and talking points in online forums ripped from talk radio pundits, cable news outlets complaining about wars on Christmas, and screaming conspiracy theorists on the internet that reinforce what they want to believe, instead of doing research and vetting the validity of their sources on the subjects they want to rant about.

Despite this unwillingness to discuss a topic or be knowledgeable about it, they are ridiculously vocal about letting everyone know what they think.
"You cuckflakes do not realize that you are everything you just attacked"

"Just another cuckflake puking out quotes from Alex Jones and Robert Davi"

"You cuckflakes promote transforming this country into something it has never been"

"Look at all the snowflake on cuckflake textual violence"

"No wonder cuckflakes like you elected Trump, You both write and think on a third grade level"

"It is this plague of cuckflakes that are ruining this nation with their treasonous selling out the people to the government and corporations that they are too dense to realize they will be the first victims of."
by Viroodiem November 29, 2017
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cuntfaceshitmaster

A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.
Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'

Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)

Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.

Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'

Teacher: '...'
by 2ndEarlofRochester October 24, 2011
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bitchass cuntfucker

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road
Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?
by Cackalacka September 4, 2008
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cuntflaps

Noun, plural. The two outer folds of the vulva. The labia majora.
"Put your skirt down. I can see your cuntflaps."
by the Snailfather April 9, 2006
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cuntflaps

Coarse slang term for the female labia (inner or outer).

Also: Wizard's sleeve, piss-flaps etc.
Look at the cuntflaps on that girl! You would lose your arm in there!
by Menace December 1, 2004
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