n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard
Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served
by MasterSheep August 05, 2005
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Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist
damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes
by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019
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The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest
Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique
by frogzx May 06, 2011
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Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.
Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"
by cool_guy November 14, 2012
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this is when a muffin of your choice is shoved inside a cunt, leaving only the muffin top exposed ready to be eaten by a man, or woman, depending on the cunt's owner's sexual species.
Man 1: Hey I heard Julie just made a cunt muffin! You want to go ask her if we can eat it?

Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!
by no names are left November 12, 2009
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The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
by valereally January 21, 2008
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