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cunt-muffin 

1. A slang term for a fuck buddy!

2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.

3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.
1. Yo zack, sheniqua is my cunt-muffin!

2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!
cunt-muffin by cody October 15, 2004
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Cunt-muffin 

A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.
Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.
Cunt-muffin by A Disturbed Child October 7, 2009

Cunt-Muffin 

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling
Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!
Cunt-Muffin by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009

cunt muffin 

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard
Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served
cunt muffin by MasterSheep August 30, 2005

Cunt Muffin 

The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."
Cunt Muffin by valereally January 21, 2008

cunt muffin 

Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist
damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes
cunt muffin by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019

Cunt Muffin 

Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.
I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.
Cunt Muffin by armlessphelan November 3, 2011
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