Cunt eater

an informal slang term for "Can't either". Most likely used by poor black men who live in ghettos or on streets.

black guy - cunt eater
me - what? speak some fucken english you lower class social-welfare vulture

by AndreaCow December 10, 2006

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

cuntbeater

A cuntbeater refers to a stick or other elongated device used to abuse and to destroy cunts.

Wife! C'mere. You have misbehaved. I'm getting the cuntbeater and teaching you a lesson.

by Jacques Asse July 1, 2009

cuntaterian

One who likes to eat cunts, provide oral stimulation to females.

Yo, that Shawn is famous for eating girls out, he must be a cuntaterian.

by tunguska1 December 30, 2010