The act of having diarrhea and shitting on a vagina and proceeding to watch as both parties cop ants look on in horror, or in the act of making chocolate covered rice crispy treats with chocolate chips on top with vanilla frosting.

1. “My boyfriend wanted to make me a chocolatey cunt but I was so unsure of it, after he did it we had the best night of our lives!”
2. “My boyfriend and I decided to make chocolatey cunts! It was so amazing!”

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Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake

The act of deficating on a women's genitalia and then consuming said feces

Man her chocolate covered cunt cake really gets me hard

Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake by Paparoachbro April 17, 2021

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countchocula

A cereal in which combines two General Mills cereal into one.
A) Being the Chocolety goodness of Coccoa Pebbles
B) Being the Marshmallows of Lucky Charms
After consuming this cereal the consumer may feel a sudden energetic burst inside of them from the intense suger action found within the cereal.

After eathing CountChocula, I fuckin went ballistic on my Brother

countchocula by CountChocula April 1, 2005

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Cuntchocula

When a man serendipitously takes a small poop in a womans vagina, then proceeds to eat it out of the box with a spoon.

I wanted to see if my girlfriend was down for a Cuntchocula, but all the spoons where in the dish washer.

"The best part about a Cuntchocula is the prize is already inside."

- My Girlfriend

Cuntchocula by Yahyah May 25, 2014

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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